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Perhaps We'Ll Discuss Little Bo Peep and Miss Muffet Later -

Old Mother Goose
Frankly speaking was rather loose
The neighborhood was shocked and all in a dander
When she had a brief affair with a well-feathered Gander

When the news reached Jack and Jill
They took that tumble down the hill
Poor Jill lost her drawers and good gracious alive!
Little Jack got a rise in his tattered Levis...

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Teddy Kimathi Date: 10/7/2016 7:39:00 AM This poem reminds me of my childhood.... Congrats Tim, for your placement in the contest!!! ;-) Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 10/5/2016 4:30:00 PM these are hilarious lines Tim - I've just done a series of parodies of some nursery rhymes - had great fun:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/5/2016 11:32:00 AM TIM, Congratulations on your win. Stop by and enjoy my latest blog "from my pen" if you'd like. SMILES ~LINDA~ Login to Reply

Carol Eastman Date: 1/1/2013 11:43:00 AM Oh NO! LOL Loved it... Login to Reply

Seren Roberts Date: 12/26/2012 12:23:00 AM Just found you Tiim, will be looking out for more from you, think I have a good read ahead of me...Seren Login to Reply

Kathryn Collins Date: 12/21/2012 9:06:00 AM Hysterically fun. Login to Reply

Holly Moore Date: 12/18/2012 7:10:00 PM Love it!! Belated congratulations on your win...Thanks for your comments on my "Tender Years" poem. By, the way it is all true - still best friends today. I've driven from SC to California several times..it took us 6 days...what WERE you doing?? Hugs, Holly Moore Login to Reply

Mike Dailey Date: 12/17/2012 5:51:00 PM Love them. I was thinking of writing a book by Uncle Goose - you know the uncle that every family has that tells the wrong stories at family gatherings. I have about a dozen or more poesm already for it. Yours would fit my style completly. Love it. Mike Login to Reply

Sami Helbaoui Date: 12/17/2012 8:38:00 AM A late congratulations! I simply loved it. Thank you for posting such a poem! Sami. Login to Reply

Gwendolen Song Date: 12/16/2012 3:50:00 PM Holy Smokes!! What a riot!!! Happy Holidays! Best to you, gwendolen Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/16/2012 10:33:00 AM want these in the anthology!!! Will talk to you later!! Login to Reply

Len Gasun Date: 12/15/2012 8:23:00 AM These are really great and I love them! My big congratulations on your awesome win my dear friend, Tim. Thank you so much for sharing and the smiles. love and hugs, Leonora Login to Reply

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 4:21:00 AM Congratulations on your big win Tim my friend can't wait for the rest xx Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/14/2012 11:43:00 PM oh my I sure remember this one, Tim. BIG congrats though for me, I'd put this one right up at the top with those other top two!! Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 12/14/2012 8:32:00 PM Tim , Congratulations with your awesome Clerihew ;-) always & forever ~PD , Congratulations with your awesome Clerihew ;-) always & forever ~PD Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/10/2012 10:14:00 PM hahaha, VERY funny, especially the last one!!! Login to Reply

Cecilia Macfarlane Date: 12/10/2012 6:32:00 PM Always wondered why Jack and Jill tumbled down that hill, now I know why, LO....love this hilarious clerihew! Hugs Login to Reply

Kathryn Collins Date: 12/10/2012 6:14:00 PM Needed that poem! Big smiles. check you soup mail. love, Kathy Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 12/10/2012 3:59:00 PM Perhaps a bit x-rated Mother Goose?? The next nursery rhyme might be about the moose that was goosed?? Login to Reply

Constance La France Date: 12/10/2012 1:36:00 PM Tim, this is a delightful and fun poem, so well done, best of luck in the contest. Constance Login to Reply

David Williams Date: 12/10/2012 12:35:00 PM Tim, ha I love these, but I think you have another ten stanza's at least in you with these, very well done....David Login to Reply