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Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie Brain

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Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie Brain

To the tune of "Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow, Polka-Dot Bikini"
Dedicated to Nancy Pelosi

She has an itsy bitsy
Teenie weenie
Brain inside her little beanie
And she uses it infrequently

An itsy, bitsy
Teenie weenie brain
We get the heebie jeebies
Whenever Nancy's in our company

Two, three, four 
Don’t stick around, head for the door

  Oh, I pushed and I wrested for health care
  But no one wanted this lame, inane fare
  Still I managed to get it through Congress
  The court may now say it was pointless

Two, three, four
Please don’t give us anymore

She has an itsy bitsy
Teenie weenie
Brain inside her little beanie
And she uses it infrequently

An itsy, bitsy
Teenie weenie brain
We get the heebie jeebies
Whenever Nancy's in our company

  Some will tell you that my voice sounds too shrill
  But House members have followed me still
  Yet we have an election upcoming
  From my muse all my members are running

Final Chorus:
From the Congress to her home state
From California to the streets
Of San Francisco you will find her
Oh so sad to lose her seat

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  1. Date: 8/7/2010 11:08:00 AM
    Lots of humor. Not for democrats. Love, Dave

  1. Date: 8/7/2010 6:44:00 AM
    I'm not too sure about your local political scene, but this is a good spin on that song. I also gave it a whirl for fun. All the best in the contest.

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 3:28:00 PM
    Interesting political write....Don't think that I will sing this one though..Yes, it was in small airplane over the Grand Canyon and it shook and dropped and I prayed a lot..There is much turbulance over the canyon and the small plane was not very stable when it hit that..Barf bag was all I saw after a few minutes but it was memorial.. beautiful memory...Sara

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 1:03:00 PM
    lol.ohh, burrrn. awesome humor, Carolyn. & funny how its to the tune of the bikini commercial. ~Always&Forever

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 12:49:00 PM

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 10:39:00 AM
    Great,really enjoyed it.Hey Carolyn they say it's true.You'll find your mister wonderful he's out there.My family says I'm an optomist.Keep looking.Teresa

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 9:31:00 AM
    well, you know that I want universal health care, so all I can say is, I dont' know too much about Nancy. I think our whole country is doomed. Too little too late. At this moment I am uninsured because they want 1,200 a month for both hubbie and me. I sure hope I don't fall ill tomorrow. LUv ya, Andrea

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 1:03:00 AM
    number one in the 'billboard Charts' Carolyn, and for me also, straight to my favourites this, there is an indepth message here also which is very magical, you should be in the congress if that is what you call it there in the U.S. love Harry, P.S you know i cannot keep up with you and your poems, my time is limited, but when i do. WoW

  1. Date: 8/5/2010 10:04:00 PM
    so very funny and a masterpiece of truth and poetic form for sure,,Best of luck within the contest,,and again thank you my friend for taking the time to read my words and leave your touching and loving words behind,,Blessings..Cecil

  1. Date: 8/5/2010 8:02:00 PM
    Dear Carolyn, Oh!! this is the Greatest POEM I have ever read I Bow to YOUR Laureatus POETRY The Author's Golden Pen is YOURS I decided to read this POEM of YOURS because the form said "I Don't Know" I thought I might know What Form it was but Alas; I do not It is very rare to see that form on YOUR Masterpieces Thank-YOU For YOUR Gracious comment on my POEM "The Tunnel Of Light (5) Would YOU Please read the Series Thank-YOU LOVE YOU and YOURS ALWAYS YOUR Liege...HG

  1. Date: 8/5/2010 5:25:00 PM
    This poem rocks girl,lovely,fun poem,Missed you too dear,hugs Cuchi!

  1. Date: 8/5/2010 4:48:00 PM
    Hi Carolyn, if this one is for a contest, my congrats!!! Great well composed write! Thank you for commenting my Haiku "Call of the Pigeon". When walking back this afternoon from shopping I heard wild pigeons call from a tree which inspired me to write that Haiku. Now I will post a Tanka! Have a great day! Love, Gert

  1. Date: 8/5/2010 4:46:00 PM
    I love humor with a message! BRAVO!!! Sweet Carolyn! jimbo