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It's a Wonder I Didn't End Up in Jail -

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It's a Wonder I Didn't End Up in Jail -

When Popeye whipped Brutus's ass
I shoulda' promptly been sent to mass
Wiley C. gets flattened by a safe?
What a horrid, repulsive disgrace!
Elmer tried to murder Bugs Bunny
You laughing? You think this is funny?
When Tom tried to terminate Jerry
Were critics amused? Not very!

Cartoons were my video games
And yes, I am duly ashamed
One reaps what he sows as they say 
(But I think I turned out okay)

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  1. Date: 1/7/2013 8:14:00 AM
    think you turned out better than okay.

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 12:29:00 PM
    Nice one Tim i still love cartoons xx

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 11:33:00 AM
    Very clever write. Good luck in the contest.

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 10:10:00 AM
    amazing how you made this contest be about the cartoons. VEry clever of you. Why don't I ever think of these things? And you made a really good one too!!!

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 9:34:00 AM
    I think your poetry tells me so, that you did turn out ok..Happy new year..