If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out

If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out By Elton Camp Some diets for weight control Fat-free, sugar-free do extol Those who wouldn’t be fat May have to eat a lot of that Bran cereal that tastes like hay And there’s even more to say A muffin that is fat-free Tastes very bad to me With a salad I’m not thrilled With E. coli, it may be filled From now on, you must lack A luscious, juicy Big Mac French fries you eat no more Their fat and sodium to abhor Never think you can try A slice of chocolate pie Also quite hard to take No more red velvet cake The diet rule to recall If good, don’t eat at all