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I want a big-small girl!

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I want a big-small girl!

I want a big-small girl!
I want to reach out and touch someone,
but don't want just skin and bones.
I would like a fine, firm rump roast to call my own.

Not too jiggly or porous,
but big enough
for me to grab huge handfuls
with my little hands.

I want a big rump roast
to heat up with my burning desire.
Some nice chunky cheeks
to light my fire.

A large, strong woman
who will knead my body like dough.
Slap me around,
before sitting on me,
squishing me flat
like a big rolling pin.

After making love,
I want to feel bruised and bent,
crushed beneath a weight
that is heaven-sent.

I don't want just skin and bones,
I want a big rump roast to grab hold of,
want a big rump to hump 
and call my very own.

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  1. Date: 11/19/2010 4:04:00 PM
    haha I'm the 100th view over here-- anyhow-- sending you soupmail...

  1. Date: 11/14/2010 9:56:00 AM
    I chuckled!

  1. Date: 11/7/2010 1:22:00 AM
    i enjoyed it this afternoon.very nice.

  1. Date: 11/6/2010 11:19:00 AM
    This is super funny :))) Thanks for a really good laugh:) Emilia

  1. Date: 11/6/2010 12:47:00 AM
    Oh my goodness, this is what you come up with after Chris "mentored" you?!? Haha Phong, you sure are a riot! you got me laughing with this rumpy, I mean roasty poem of yours-- good luck in finding the rump of your dreams! & thanks for adding me as a fave but hmm can I say maybe you are better off sticking to haiku? & I'll stick to free verse? Kidding! don't want to discourage you or anything, keep 'em coming & I'll just send you soupmail after this--

  1. Date: 11/5/2010 6:56:00 PM
    Very cheeky yourself Phong!But at least it gives the big girls a chance.I like your thinking,makes a change from the usual tastes.I'm always up for a laugh and this certainly gave me one.Good luck in your hunting.And happy fun when you find her. Luv June(S)

  1. Date: 11/5/2010 6:37:00 PM
    I had to drop by again and re-read this. Your poem reminds me of "Fat-Bottomed Girls" by Queen. This poem has made me laugh louder than any poem I have recently read!~Chris

  1. Date: 11/5/2010 5:20:00 PM
    So funny!!! I will be laughing all weekend on this one!!

  1. Date: 11/5/2010 4:38:00 PM
    Hahahaha! What!? Phong, you went from writing excellent haiku, to writing about rump roasts! Wow! This was so hilarious for me to read....so crazy, I didn't think you had this in you! LMAO~Chris

  1. Date: 11/5/2010 4:30:00 PM
    Private bed room passions , Phong