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Gluggamous-Fluggamous, Spitimy-Bitimy

Gluggamous-fluggamous
Grandfather Thaddeus
went to the grocery store
bought him a lime

Home with tequila and
salt coated shot glass he
unceremonious
lost track of time.

Spitimy-bitimy
Grandma Penelope
done with her work early
home she did race.

One glance at Grandfather
mega-monstrosity
Grandma retreated to
Clyde's warm embrace

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inspired by John Wulf's McWhirtle

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Russell Sivey Date: 8/27/2011 10:33:00 PM I live with my grandparents, who are quite elderly, and they too want alcohol and warm embraces themselves as well! I enjoyed this awesome write tonight!! Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 8/27/2011 5:52:00 PM ha ha ..good for Grandma Penelope... this is super cuute cool and clever Nancy..good comeback to John's McShirtle..which I read a few days ago..entertaining and amusing..luv. Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 8/27/2011 3:08:00 PM When you click on the link, a page that appears has these words, click it: Open this content in a new window Login to Reply

Tim B Date: 8/27/2011 12:39:00 PM Came to check out this wild title. That spitimous-bitimous will get a man in trouble every time he has the gluggamy-fluggamy, no doubt. Nice wordplay here and an interesting, kind of humorous take on a real problem for old gramps :) Login to Reply