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Get Your Dental Work at Wal-Mart

Get Your Dental Work at Wal-Mart

By Elton Camp

A dental office inside a Wal-Mart store
Why didn’t they think of this before!

Some of the customers I see going there
Only about the cheapest price will care

The dentist who graduated last in line
To them, will quite acceptably fine 

It has likewise been reported
From China, dentists imported

They can get teeth checked like they are
Daisy Dukes, bare middle, hair bizarre 

Once they have any hurting cavities filled,
To buy candy and soda they’ll be thrilled

In a few minutes, they will be through
Because, of teeth, they have but a few

Toward one line they are sure to press
Express for those with 12 teeth or less

Regular dentists Wal-Mart will drive out
Same as with merchants, I have no doubt

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  1. Date: 9/3/2013 3:24:00 PM
    hilarious! my favorite verse is the next-to-last - it made me laugh out loud!

    Camp Avatar Elton Camp
    Date: 9/3/2013 3:52:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks! I hope it doesn't offend anyone. Where I live there are some very seedy characters seen in Wal Mart. It may not be that way in other parts of the country. Elton