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Food Police

How I hate the Food Police 
Watching watching me
Counting out the calories
Watching what I eat

Go away so I can sneak
Tip-toe tip-toe EEK!
Where’s my hidden stash of sweets?
Confiscated treats!


 5/9/12

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Debbie Guzzi

Date: 1/8/2013 7:29:00 AM

Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/26/2012 1:07:00 PM

hahaha, twelve days of Christmas? But I LOVE this poem. Congrats on the winners list, Susan. Luv, Andrea

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 12/26/2012 7:21:00 AM

Congratulations on your win Susan, all the best for the New Year xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/25/2012 8:54:00 PM

Susan, ;-) Congratulations with your little Christmas win... have a nice one... always~ PD

Dan Kearley

Date: 9/28/2012 10:02:00 PM

Hahahaha...Good one! :o)

Debbie Duncan

Date: 9/14/2012 3:10:00 PM

I love this,,,,,, great win ;}

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/2/2012 8:28:00 PM

SUSAN, a wonderful congratulations in Andrea's 7/5 TROCHEE contest~ :-) PD

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 6/1/2012 12:58:00 AM

Congrats on your win, Susan! I did Jennie Craig last year and I can really relate to this. Love and Blessings, Rhonda

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/30/2012 6:54:00 AM

Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "The 7/5 Trochee" contest Susan. Love, Carol

Nette Onclaud

Date: 5/29/2012 5:17:00 PM

hahaha... cheers to you for your stunning win, susan..:) huggs!

Joseph May

Date: 5/29/2012 12:45:00 PM

congrats on your win Susan

Deborah Burch

Date: 5/29/2012 11:29:00 AM

lol..still funny...Congrats on your win Susan!! love ya, hope youre doing ok...miss ya, deb

Painted Hunter

Date: 5/29/2012 6:08:00 AM

Don't worry...you'll get out in 5 to 10...pounds...hehe. Congrats on the win!

David Williams

Date: 5/29/2012 1:41:00 AM

Susan congrats on your win..David

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/29/2012 12:16:00 AM

Susan, this was very cute and you totally mastered the METER of the 5/7 Trochee. Congrats on your win in my contest. Thanks for your poetry comments I saw in my box just now. I am hurrying thru my list so I can get to bed. Hope to email you tomorrow. Luv, Andrea

Gwendolen Song

Date: 5/17/2012 10:18:00 PM

Any chance those were those sunflower treats that Andrea was searching all the gas stations for?...hahah...What a fun fun trochee...I started mine over a week ago and I keep choking on my ridiculous entry! Love, Gwendolen

Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet

Date: 5/17/2012 8:28:00 AM

Spectacular Poem dear,on my way to eat the rest of your poems.Delightful poem...A slice of decadence..

Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet

Date: 5/17/2012 8:27:00 AM

Spectacular Poem dear,on my way to eat the rest of your poems.Delightful poem...A slice of decadence..

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/15/2012 3:00:00 PM

Boy can I relate to this cute Trochee and so will Andrea. Best of luck in the contest however I doubt you will need it. Thank you for commenting on my poem Papers. I wish I had more time to leave comments but I am caring for my new g.daughter and just fit in what I can. Blessings, Lotus