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Ewmer Fudd the Easter Gwinch and Dis WEALLY Buggs Me -

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Ewmer Fudd the Easter Gwinch and Dis WEALLY Buggs Me -

Pweeze wet me expwain, officer - 
I taught it was dat wascally wabbit agin...
buwwowing under my ewectric fence,
eating up my cawwots. wettece, my bwoccoli
and-and...even my woot-a-beggers!
He's a weal pest...constantwee hawassing me,
destwoying, wandom wooting, wuining my cwop...
din waughing at me! (Dere outta be a waw)

Wha...awwest me?...Dis is an outwage!
I am a waw-abiding citizen!...Wead me my wights!
I demand pwoper mis-wepwesentation!
I am going diwectly to your superwior office, pwivate!
Bewieve it my fwiend, you will wive to wegwet this...
Ow! Must you be so fweekin WUFF?...Dat hoits!
I have woomatism you know! Powice bwutality! Po...
Aw scwew it...Wes! Wes! I moidered da widdle bum!

(Wunning awound dwessed wike dat
distwibuting doze siwwie cowoured eggs
Embawassing widdle cweature...
It's a downwight disgwace I tell you)


Copyright © Tim Ryerson

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  1. Date: 3/24/2013 12:56:00 PM
    Ha , love it Congrats Tim xx

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 12:50:00 PM
    Great win Tim. Congrats...Donna

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 8:40:00 AM
    Me thinks, perhaps, that you (not unlike my husband/brother/sons) spent too many hours as a kid reading comic books and watching Saturday morning cartoons, while the women folk did the breakfast dishes and rolled their eyes!!!!!!! hahaha.....congrats!

  1. Date: 3/23/2013 1:11:00 PM
    Love how you did this Tim....Brilliant! Hugs

    Macfarlane Avatar Cecilia Macfarlane
    Date: 3/23/2013 1:12:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Big congrats on your win!
  1. Date: 3/23/2013 12:59:00 PM
    Tim, this is awesome---a great Elmer you do here!!

  1. Date: 3/23/2013 12:57:00 PM
    Hello Tim, a nice winning poem.... congratulations :-) xox~ PD

  1. Date: 3/6/2013 4:11:00 PM
    Just hilarious Tim, you managed the accent just right and the conversation was truly a Fudd concoction. A wonderful addition to my faves where it will be reread and enjoyed many times. - Will get a soup mail to you later this eve :) thanks for telling me!

  1. Date: 2/26/2013 10:06:00 PM
    lol Tim, love this... heading to bed already.. Goodnight ,, soupmail...~PD

  1. Date: 2/26/2013 6:41:00 PM
    That was well done and wunnie too, eh, eh, eh. It's amazing that it becomes so easy to follow after a few sentences. Good luck in the contest if it is for it.

  1. Date: 2/26/2013 2:14:00 PM
    Silly Tim. Was great fun.....thanks

  1. Date: 2/26/2013 11:10:00 AM
    Tim, ha ha ha, just excellent, hope the birthday is going well...David

  1. Date: 2/26/2013 7:42:00 AM
    Tim, a delightful poem, fun and entertaining, I loved reading it today, constance

  1. Date: 2/26/2013 6:37:00 AM
    This is perfect, wow this is truly a wonderfully created write my friend! I really enjoyed reading this amazing poem this morning! What a tremendous piece, a delightful poem! I loved what you did with this write, the words being transformed is outstanding, Great Work!!