Disappeared In Bulge .

Big Brenda knew things were not right
When she saw the rolls of cellulite
She could not disguise
The wrinkly thighs
And her hanging butt groaning with fright .


Skinny Jack just stood there and leered
It was worse than his lean frame had feared
When he sat on her lap
And had a real bad mishap
Skinny vanished .... He just disappeared .


But Weight-watchers opened her eyes
Slimmed her "Michelin" way down to size
And Skinny was found
In a wrinkle that bound
Her bum to the back of her thighs .


Inspired for Carolyn's contest .
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 7/8/2010 4:07:00 PM
I give you top honors as follows: They get better, they are independent, yet they connect and they are out loud funny! You have the true humor gene in you, me lad. Regards, Gerard.
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Date: 6/1/2010 4:11:00 PM
Got a good chucke out of this one. You are the master at humor. Congratulations on your win in the contest. Wishing you many more honors for you to enjoy. Karen
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Date: 5/30/2010 12:21:00 PM
Gross!! Had a good giggle, very well written and as always a pleasure to read your poems. Love Heidie
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Date: 5/28/2010 11:58:00 AM
Very funny. Got quite a laff. Good luck, Sean. Have a great weekend. ...Ralph Thanks for reading my stuff.
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Date: 5/28/2010 6:26:00 AM
This is a great one for the contest. It really humorous and I am still cracking up. The tone is excellent. Keep writing! Blessings, Joseph
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Date: 5/28/2010 1:17:00 AM
Smile! Wow you guys are rolling with these great humorous writes today! Smile, "Hello My Dear Old Friend Sean!" ~ This was a very well written and funny poem dear brother through and through; filled, with the prints of a true artist! Hope life is treating you wonderfully and, touched by the bright! My Love & Warmth To You & Your Loves Sean," John! ~ Smile, "Bye":)
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Date: 5/27/2010 2:26:00 PM
oh, I just noticed you had commented to Isa. I had forgotten that old one about a girl who likes junk food. So did I help inspire this one about a fatty? hahaha. You did really great with it, and thanks for reading Isa! lUv, andrea
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Date: 5/27/2010 2:23:00 PM
haha, good one, SEan, and congrats on your win. LUv, andrea
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Date: 5/27/2010 11:17:00 AM
I love it! Great write. Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C
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Date: 5/26/2010 5:48:00 PM
Congratulations Sean on your win in Carolyn's contest. Agape, Moses
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Date: 5/26/2010 12:47:00 PM
Congrats Sean on your big win in the Bulge contest with this awesome write... enjoy a wonderful win.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 5/26/2010 10:43:00 AM
Great work. It could just as well have been number one. Congratulations on your top ten finish.
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Date: 5/26/2010 9:45:00 AM
This was very funny, Sean! Congratulations on your success in the contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/25/2010 11:36:00 PM
Not only Irish eyes smiling here Sean.A master from munster indeed and word,write on.Rgds Brian
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Date: 5/25/2010 10:03:00 PM
Had Skinny Jack got his own bulge (that "particular" bulge), it would have perfect. Bulge disappearing in bulge!!!
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Date: 5/25/2010 9:03:00 AM
lol!!!! Thanks Sean, I needed a good laugh. A winnr for sure. Love, Lainie
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Date: 5/24/2010 7:20:00 PM
A nice character drawing with nice images. Good luck
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Date: 5/24/2010 6:55:00 PM
Too funny!!!!! I laughed, I cried, ... Good luck in the contest. Joe9dwq
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Date: 5/24/2010 11:06:00 AM
Sean..making fun of me again.! Im going right out and eat ....cake.! Good one my funny friend. BG
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Date: 5/24/2010 10:56:00 AM
THIS WAS A FUNNY ONE, ENJOYED AND GOOD LUCK ON THE CONTEST
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Date: 5/24/2010 9:46:00 AM
Sean, this has got to be a favorite. I'm still cracking up. When I was younger I had a friend who weighed about a buck 25 and he hooked up with this gal who weighed 500 lbs if she weighed a dime - One day I got a call from him she passed out on top of him drunk and he couldn't get out from under her and needed help - This reminded me of that moment I never dreamed I would forget. Great job on this, YF4L, God Bless, mj
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