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Disappeared in Bulge .

Big Brenda knew things were not right
When she saw the rolls of cellulite
She could not disguise
The wrinkly thighs
And her hanging butt groaning with fright .

Skinny Jack just stood there and leered
It was worse than his lean frame had feared
When he sat on her lap
And had a real bad mishap
Skinny vanished .... He just disappeared .

But Weight-watchers opened her eyes
Slimmed her "Michelin" way down to size
And Skinny was found
In a wrinkle that bound
Her bum to the back of her thighs .

Inspired for Carolyn's contest .

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  1. Date: 7/8/2010 4:07:00 PM
    I give you top honors as follows: They get better, they are independent, yet they connect and they are out loud funny! You have the true humor gene in you, me lad. Regards, Gerard.

  1. Date: 6/1/2010 4:11:00 PM
    Got a good chucke out of this one. You are the master at humor. Congratulations on your win in the contest. Wishing you many more honors for you to enjoy. Karen

  1. Date: 5/31/2010 11:52:00 AM
    Heya Sean, I just saw your comment regarding my Beatles poem....You made me realize another favorite song in 'Paperback writer.' And I forgot such great ones as 'Mean Mr Mustard,' 'While my guitar gently weeps,' and sooooo many more! Doh! Chris.

  1. Date: 5/30/2010 12:21:00 PM
    Gross!! Had a good giggle, very well written and as always a pleasure to read your poems. Love Heidie

  1. Date: 5/28/2010 11:58:00 AM
    Very funny. Got quite a laff. Good luck, Sean. Have a great weekend. ...Ralph Thanks for reading my stuff.

  1. Date: 5/28/2010 6:26:00 AM
    This is a great one for the contest. It really humorous and I am still cracking up. The tone is excellent. Keep writing! Blessings, Joseph

  1. Date: 5/28/2010 1:17:00 AM
    Smile! Wow you guys are rolling with these great humorous writes today! Smile, "Hello My Dear Old Friend Sean!" ~ This was a very well written and funny poem dear brother through and through; filled, with the prints of a true artist! Hope life is treating you wonderfully and, touched by the bright! My Love & Warmth To You & Your Loves Sean," John! ~ Smile, "Bye":)

  1. Date: 5/27/2010 2:26:00 PM
    oh, I just noticed you had commented to Isa. I had forgotten that old one about a girl who likes junk food. So did I help inspire this one about a fatty? hahaha. You did really great with it, and thanks for reading Isa! lUv, andrea

  1. Date: 5/27/2010 2:23:00 PM
    haha, good one, SEan, and congrats on your win. LUv, andrea

  1. Date: 5/27/2010 11:17:00 AM
    I love it! Great write. Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C

  1. Date: 5/26/2010 5:48:00 PM
    Congratulations Sean on your win in Carolyn's contest. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 5/26/2010 12:47:00 PM
    Congrats Sean on your big win in the Bulge contest with this awesome write... enjoy a wonderful win.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 5/26/2010 10:43:00 AM
    Great work. It could just as well have been number one. Congratulations on your top ten finish.

  1. Date: 5/26/2010 9:45:00 AM
    This was very funny, Sean! Congratulations on your success in the contest. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 5/25/2010 11:36:00 PM
    Not only Irish eyes smiling here Sean.A master from munster indeed and word,write on.Rgds Brian

  1. Date: 5/25/2010 10:03:00 PM
    Had Skinny Jack got his own bulge (that "particular" bulge), it would have perfect. Bulge disappearing in bulge!!!

  1. Date: 5/25/2010 9:03:00 AM
    lol!!!! Thanks Sean, I needed a good laugh. A winnr for sure. Love, Lainie

  1. Date: 5/24/2010 7:20:00 PM
    A nice character drawing with nice images. Good luck

  1. Date: 5/24/2010 6:55:00 PM
    Too funny!!!!! I laughed, I cried, ... Good luck in the contest. Joe9dwq

  1. Date: 5/24/2010 11:34:00 AM
    Ooooohhhhh, my eyes! eyes are burning!! Ha ha! This is a hilarious Limerick! Wow, this has to place high in the contest for sure. The three parts/stanzas all flow along in a smooth fashion. You like these Limericks too much just to have one with 5 lines entered. Excellent. Chris.