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Cwistmas Dinner at the Fudds

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Cwistmas Dinner at the Fudds

Hewwo and Mewwy Cwistmas dearwest Bugsy!
Season's gweetings to you Daffy D!
So gwad you fwew out this way
Bwess my bones, if it ain't Wosemite Sam!
(Pweeze weave your shotgun in the guest womb)
Good gwacious, it's my owed fwiend Porky!
Petunia! You wook absowootly wavishing
Come in and rewax; take a woad off your...

Anyway, the hog is woasting on the wotisser...
I mean the boid is bwowning in the ov...
Wabbit stew is simmerwing on the sto...
Uh, Bugs, Dere's cwunchy cawwots in the pantwee
Daffy, I beweave there's fwesh fwog in the fwidge
Porky, I frew out some weft-overs wast week
Wet me wun out back and check...
And Sammy, twy not to shoot out the wights...

For Fwancine's contest

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  1. Date: 1/4/2014 10:44:00 PM
    Enjoyed your write on Christmas and congratulations on the win, Tim

  1. Date: 1/4/2014 10:26:00 PM
    Cleverly done Tim. I enjoyed. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 1/4/2014 9:16:00 PM
    Tim, .. Thank you for the lovely poem. Congratulations, and thank you for supporting my contest... Always & forever <3<3<3 LINDA

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 11:53:00 AM
    You are one of the most origional poets here... Congrats on the win... It was perfect...

  1. Date: 12/24/2012 5:25:00 PM
    Congrats on your winning work..Sara

  1. Date: 12/24/2012 5:22:00 AM
    Good morning, Tim,, A nice warm congratulations for the very nice win in Francine's "Christmas Dinner with Humor" Wishing you the best holidays to come. Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Love~LINDA

  1. Date: 12/22/2012 11:37:00 AM
    Hee hee hawwww! and the special spelling of Francine is delightful too!! Great Gatsby, this is fun! Congrats, Tim! Merry Christmas to u! gwendolen

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 4:57:00 PM
    hahaha, this is REALLY clever. I just love how you made it a cartoon dinner. The great job with the "porky speak" I bet our poet friends from other countries won't be able to get what this says but I hope they can enjoy the funny sound of it. BIG congrats. Very well deserved win.

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 2:52:00 PM
    Great job Tim! Elmer Fudd rocks!

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 10:39:00 AM
    Big congratulations Tim, a good job it's you I never liked Elmur Fudd, a superb win xx

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 1:29:00 AM
    You love Elmur Fudd... Nice touch "Fwancine"... Big smile from me :)) Congratulations on your win, Tim. Love, Su

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 7:33:00 PM
    A funny take on the contest. congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 6:28:00 PM
    congrats on your fifth place win Tim, I love your Fudd poems

  1. Date: 12/10/2012 3:57:00 PM
    As a huge fan of Bugs/Porky/Daffy/Sylvester and all the Looney Tunes've made me want to be invited to dinner!! How fun would that be, minus a few bumps bruises and explosions!!

  1. Date: 12/8/2012 8:05:00 AM
    ha ha ha ha! I taught I thaw Sylwesta.

  1. Date: 12/5/2012 2:56:00 AM
    Christmas cheer ..... good food with family and friends. - :) :) :) Really well written, Tim! - Luck in contest! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)