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CHANGED MY Underwear,------- and My Name

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CHANGED MY Underwear,------- and My Name

change my name 
fairly often, I suppose

change my clothes 
area codes
and Imma' damn gypsy, ya' see

keep it fresh ta' death
speck of blood
ketchup on my attire

got more rhymes 
than I got grey hairs
that's an effing lot
because i got my share

digg a 
hot-fire piece of passionate verse
those are 
rare to find

if  only poets would 
unleash the fury 
instead of 
holding back
what's really 
on their mind...

I must say...
the library, 
the internet, 
the etc. etc...
would be a less stinky place...
AND, maybe 
I'd keep my name, and sever ties with 
underwear's elastic,
and just go 
APE-Spit Spastic!~

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  1. Date: 7/16/2014 7:24:00 AM
    Thank you for the entertainment - enjoyed it a lot - thank you for visiting my poetry too! Cheers Shaz

  1. Date: 6/26/2014 12:31:00 PM
    This is some fine poetry here! I must say...that title was more than I could take and I had to have a read. You sure know how to capture interest. Yes, I'm a gypsy too, and I write passionate poetry. I guess you missed Mistress May I. Thanks for the visits today.

  1. Date: 6/17/2014 7:42:00 AM
    oh btw, I saw that comment you made in your double comment-- yup! Methinks someone is telling you that you have been missed, that you should double time in writing ;)

  1. Date: 6/17/2014 7:33:00 AM
    This was such a fun read for me, loved how this one flowed and definitely struck a chord with me-- I actually can't remember how many times I changed my name on here? But yeah, the current one I'm using, I guess I am more or less sticking by it, almost for 1& 1/2 yrs now? & yes, you remembered my name right, thank you! And yes!! You totally missed that Bukowski contest :(, I'm sure you would have written an Awesome tribute for him! So glad to know you're back writing! Me, I'm mushrooming here...

  1. Date: 6/3/2013 12:43:00 AM
    Yo, I see you drop it dirty always. Respect, Jah Bless

  1. Date: 12/3/2012 7:31:00 AM
    Oh I think there are plenty folks out there who have already gone [APE-Spit Spastic!~] Light & Love

  1. Date: 10/13/2012 8:28:00 PM
    Well, dunno if you even check in to read your mail anymore, but if you do, just know I still dig into your stuff and get amped now and then.

  1. Date: 9/7/2012 6:35:00 PM
    your taking a long time changing your could not resist the comment.. missing you ...xox~pd

  1. Date: 9/3/2012 12:36:00 PM
    You really made me laugh out loud with this amusing poem Why have I not read it before .... Long time since you posted ...... write more like this ..... love it. Have a wonderful new week. oxox love Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 8/31/2012 5:36:00 PM
    You should always have clean underwear on in case you are in an accident! I think you'd be bored without change.

  1. Date: 8/29/2012 8:35:00 PM
    Ha,hahahahaha,ha....Your crazy man! :o)

  1. Date: 7/15/2012 10:20:00 PM
    Yes...quite chinaski...nice...jmg

  1. Date: 6/13/2012 7:04:00 AM
    Regarding the above verse..I wish I could hear you speak it!!! //OH I'm SO happy to be compared to Ali!! And yes that is me...most of the time a full on attempt at butterfly BUT I still can BEE ..that's for sure! [PS I have a whole book sized chunk of verse called Rampant Ramblings of a Left Wing Liberal ;) if you want a reading list!]// Light & Love

  1. Date: 6/4/2012 7:34:00 AM
    Yep! You did it again J, So happy to hear from you, missed you on the site, big hugs vie

  1. Date: 6/2/2012 7:25:00 PM
    HA, you can change all you want, but you can't change your fate,, gypsy or not you are one hot poet. ooo I love where this passionate verse is coming from. .. fury is fury, and i like your fire,, and the clean smell, of your new underwear. lol... I just had to add that in there,,hope you don't mind my humor.. and one more thing! Are you tagging your new label with your new-name?? this world what is it turning into??? xox pd

  1. Date: 6/2/2012 4:58:00 PM
    Joey-this is dope! :) You really don't have too many grey, do ya? I haven't seen one in a real long time, but I think I need stronger contact lenses too. Maybe that's why I'm putting off the trip to the eye doc. :) Thanks for your comments-I'm been slammed with work but will try to get around more often. Have a great rest of weekend. Love, Natalie

  1. Date: 5/31/2012 5:51:00 AM
    "rolled off my couch and kicked myself in the eye" Don't ask!!! but still laughing... Carma"

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 8:49:00 PM
    J.S. love your style. Awesome read. I just kept imagining a Rap Lyric when I read this....I read it like beats of a rap lol....Interesting poem - like it alot!

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 5:15:00 PM the "if only poets would unleash the fury instead of holding back what's really on their mind." That is Soooo true..I love the originality of this piece.