Caught In a Cats-Hat

Caught in a Cats-hat You obviously admire the bestiality of a canine, Hence , you probably find me rather asinine And the confident swagger of a *****-cat Is grossly superior to the airs of this pretensive plutocrat. So you will , alas, never be my concubine, Due to my propensity for the libertine, (not to mention the table wine) I do not have the means of an autocrat And have only the sensibilities of a pornocrat. Your disposition to adore the canine and the feline Makes me feel like a philandering Philistine. I will always be such a yellow-dog democrat That I quite threaten to knock off your high hat. And now for the denouement, my valentine, For your humble blessings I repine For the company of furry, felinous, feral Sumi-cat I do so miss inhabiting her habitat. g Tiberius