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And Now, For the REST of the Story - 'NR'

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And Now, For the REST of the Story - 'NR'

So when-Jack-and-Jill reached the top of the hill
Jack couldn't stand still (Tried to snatch a cheap thrill)
Kissed Jill on the mouth
(Things quickly went south)
Then Jack said to Jill...'Can looks really KILL?'

Okay, naughty boys and good girls
Let's give Mother Goose one more whirl...

Once the elderly, eccentric Miss Muffet
Informed neighbors: 'Kiss-my-keester and stuff it!'
Thus poor Charlotte the Spider
Dropped and plopped down beside her
And Miss Muffet squashed her flat with her tuffet...

The title is a direct quote from the late, great Paul Harvey: Radio and Television commentator...

Copyright © Tim Ryerson

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 3:37:00 PM
    Great way to go with the contest..Congrats on your win...Sara

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 10:29:00 AM
    Fractured Nursery Rymes... Fun! Congratulations on the win!

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 2:53:00 AM
    Great writing Tim. Congrats. Rick

  1. Date: 3/29/2013 11:03:00 PM
    I like your continuation of the stories. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 3/29/2013 8:10:00 PM
    Hello Tim, this is funny,,, and I'm sorry about yesterday, i did not want you to know I was crying, anyways~ congratulations with your wonderful win in Debra's "Nursery Rhyme" contest. Love the message in the poem. Take care and enjoy the up coming Easter Holiday. Always*LINDA

  1. Date: 3/29/2013 4:45:00 PM
    Things that make you go hmmmmmmm. Cher you are real naughty! Congrad's on your win Light & Love

  1. Date: 3/29/2013 4:23:00 PM
    tim, yours has some funny lines in it. I love reading the funny ones!! Congrats on your win. Glad to finally see this one of yours.

  1. Date: 3/29/2013 12:47:00 PM
    Hi and ha ha , congratulations on your win, nice going Tim xx

  1. Date: 3/29/2013 12:28:00 PM
    Thank you for entering my contest and Congratulations on your win !!! This one had me laughing out loud !!

  1. Date: 3/27/2013 11:55:00 AM
    Tim, once again you have me laughing out loud. And once again, I'm getting weird looks from the people around me. I'm not sure if I should be thanking you or scolding you... :)

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 4:48:00 PM
    Nice. Up to the Diceman's standard, at least. And NOW... (long dramatic pause) (longer dramatic pause) (even longer dramatic pause) Good Day!

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 8:31:00 AM
    LOL....these are funny Tim! Nursery rhymes for adults. Hugs

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 5:32:00 PM
    Howdy, Tim... i was just thinking about you... by the way.... he he he..what a limerick... thank you for the chuckle... hope no babies or cuts are involved.. he he ...pd