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Ahhhh -

The only thing
that beats a good crap
is a good orgasm….
Once I had the good fortune
to experience both phenomenon

My lover was NOT amused
and promptly proceded
to beat the crap out of me
(What little was left)
then told me to beat it
to which I happily obliged…


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  1. Date: 8/22/2013 6:49:00 PM
    I could not resist ... a word from me to you.. regarding the comment you left on the Skat Blog... the answer is ~~~~NO!!! you can not stop holding them ice cube... you are on time out, thehehehehehheeh xox~ PD

  1. Date: 7/16/2013 10:21:00 PM
    congrats on this winner. Russell

  1. Date: 7/15/2013 10:53:00 PM
    Hahaha Good one. Many congrats Tim.

  1. Date: 7/15/2013 8:08:00 PM
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    lol. hugs.....
  1. Date: 7/15/2013 7:08:00 PM
    Hi Tim, thank you for the smiles this morning. and about that beating it... lol, anyways , Congratulations, glad you decided to enter this free verse in my contest. :-) love ~ SKAT~