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The Aunt Dance

An Italian once courted my Aunt

Who was bitten by ants in his pants

     So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"

     "I got the gonorrhea!"

That's when he learned the frying pan dance!

                            Timothy I. Brumley

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  1. Date: 11/20/2011 7:16:00 PM
    Timmy, couldn't he wait for the disease to abate or was his dance but a shimmy? I know I'm silly but what else to do. You sure tackle all forms with style my friend and this is funny! Luv, mmm Lizzie

  1. Date: 6/3/2011 12:55:00 PM
    This is so cute. Creative. Thanks for commenting on my poem. It was timely, I needed to hear how important I am as a mother, your timing was impeccable. Love and Light, Vienna

  1. Date: 8/7/2010 6:14:00 PM
    Congrats Timothy on your first place win in the Limerick contest.. good one here my friend..with luv..enjoy..another victorious moment...

  1. Date: 8/7/2010 2:03:00 PM
    Glad to see this one placed high up there! I enjoyed this one right away~Chris

  1. Date: 8/7/2010 10:32:00 AM
    too cute, congrats on your win

  1. Date: 8/7/2010 3:50:00 AM
    Congrats on the first place win, Timothy

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 10:08:00 PM
    EXCELLENT. congatulations!

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 12:30:00 PM
    Excellent Poem Timothy. Congrats on your win

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 11:50:00 AM
    Very funny. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 11:36:00 AM
    Smile, I know what was done with the frying pan! She hit him on the head in one or two ways. I'll explain myself no farther.Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 9:47:00 AM
    Really funny Limerick Timothy, this was always going to be high on the podium, well done >> James

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 8:52:00 AM
    Congrats, Tim. Nice going. Ralph

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 8:34:00 AM
    Congratulations Tim on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Are You Bugged". Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/6/2010 8:30:00 AM
    First-rate and first place, Tim! Congratulations! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 8/4/2010 10:37:00 PM
    Ok, this is most witty and super clever! What? People don't want to comment on this fantastic Limerick!? This is hilarious!~Chris