Galoots Poems - Poems about Galoots

...Male gnomes are known for their tailoring and sewing skills. They live in roots of oak and pine trees at the bottom of the hills. People make appointments and they fashion them into suits. They dr......Read the rest...

...He listened to our argument with a smile on his face. Who is this guy? My husband asked, pointing to the place. That’s just a stuffed snowman, I said. You can ignore him. That’s when he jumped dow......Read the rest...

...Calamity Jane the adventuress, Lived and died hard under stress. She could drink, smoke and shoot, Out rode most galoots, Men had to admit she's the best. Calamity had a kind heart. with her ......Read the rest...

...When all the wranglin' chores was done and the sun settled in the west, The cowboys was lollin' about the campfire savorin' much needed rest. From early dawn they'd branded dogies and herded cantan......Read the rest...

...In the Barley Tavern I’m in tune, having a couple before it’s noon. There was no-one there to talk to, ‘cept for the barman Ken, and who, joined me to share one or two, until a couple of blokes ......Read the rest...

...The night was dark an stormy, The Billy goat went blind, It flew into a barbed wire fence and tore its never mind, {anonomous?} Ole Don he drove the A model Ford, At least it was a ute…......Read the rest...

...Dirranbandi Aggie Agnes was a local lady, slight, who had a different view, Didn’t trust no lectric light, might just burn her eyeballs too, fat lamp a bubbling. yes she lived in a ol......Read the rest...

...This may seem a vacuous subject upon which to muse, But ain't it amazin' the myriad of hats from which to choose? Browsin' through the haberdashery or millinery shop in town, You're bound to find ......Read the rest...

...Old Caleb Trotter had great plans for his town in Colorado. For years he'd roamed the Rockies, finally finding his El Dorado! He discovered glittering gold that would surely make him flush! He fou......Read the rest...

..."ALL RISE! THIS HONORABLE COURT IS NOW OPEN AND IN SESSION!" Th' court room wuz his domain, bailiffin' wuz his profession! No one dared hornswoggle him in that hallowed room. Should any nonsense o......Read the rest...