A Matter of Etiquette

In the Barley Tavern I’m in tune,
having a couple before it’s noon.
There was no-one there to talk to,
‘cept for the barman Ken, and who,
joined me to share one or two,
until a couple of blokes in suits,
black ties, white shirts and shiny boots,
dressed up and looking like galoots;
who I was thinking to lampoon,
found themselves table and chair,
and put their briefcases down there,
and at the time I’m unaware,
but quickly found out very soon,
they had come in with lunch to eat,
and so from the cases at their feet,
they lifted out their little treat;
sandwiches, and took the opportune,
and that’s when barman Ken seen red,
watching these blokes as they fed,
so then he shouted and he said,
“Hey I’ve got rules in this saloon -
you can’t eat your own sandwiches here!”
they stared at Ken as if he’s *****,
(upset - they hadn’t bought a beer)
but Ken looks like a silly loon,
when they shrugged and gave a grin,
swapped sandwiches and had a win -
Ken had to take it on the chin.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Hinshaw Avatar
April 30, 2018 at 12:31 PM
Lindsay: Long time no hear from you- glad you are still cranking out witty verse like this one! Many thx for you usual kind comments re some of my concoctions. Best on you and have a G'day my friend - Bob H
Laurie Avatar
May 6, 2018 at 9:45 PM
G'day Bob ... thanks again mate for dropping by. I've got a lot of reading to catch up on - Lindsay
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