Cagoule Poems


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I don’t wear women’s clothes
Pout my lips or paint my toes
I don’t eat twenty cakes a week
Or do a selfie and show my cheek
I haven’t tatts all over my body
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Categories: cagoule, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Walkers Bags of Taste 2

...Walkers crisps should be forced to comply
With trade description legislation
And stop disappointing their customers
With their artificial flavourization

When purchasing a bag of Walkers crisps
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Categories: cagoule, funny
Form: I do not know?


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