The Sergeant
...The first sergeant saw that the new recruit
Definitely was not very astute
He told him to get the donkey d---
Cause the truck needed some oil slick
The buck private went laughing on m...
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buck private, funny,
Form: Limerick
Buck Private
...Buck privates are designated the lowliest of the ranks,
And for all they do, they receive very little thanks.
The corporal says do this and the sergeant says do that,
And if he doesn't comply, he'...
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Categories:
buck private, funny
Form: Rhyme
Private Roscoe D. Schlink's Induction Day
...Dear Folks: Just a few lines from your homesick army draftee.
Just twenty-four hours in the army and if it was left up to me,
I'd just as soon go home and forget the whole blamed thing.
I feel I'...
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Categories:
buck private, funnyme, old, me, old,
Form: Rhyme