Best Illustrated Poems

The feature this month is swimwear,
An answer to many a prayer:
Men shell out good loot
To eye a swimsuit,
Preferring the babe was all bare....

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Once there was a doctor by name James Notease
before his cabin pasted big an “illustrated notice”
“Please remove your footwears “
Illustration of cross over slippers.
Bloody this crazy doctor is mocking the illiterates!...

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Easily swayed
Hooked on things
Instead of the king
With Him not spending
Private time
High level of viscosity
When preacher teaches
The Word uncompromised
He or she looks the 
Other way
Still walking with 
Bad company
Hadn't allowed God
To fully drive them
To their destiny
Giving hell to
Anyone who is
Living well
Or setting sail
To live in the
Sea...

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If I Am The Illustrated Man

I color the world~~for 'tis a pigment of my imagination

***The Illustrated Man was a short-lived comic character of the '60s who, as a boy, was saved by his parents who died when their boat they were all on, went over...

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  Wheaties in beer to start the day
    Off to work I stumble and sway

  Cocktail at noon to set the stage
    For the nap I need ‘due to age’  

  Double martini at 5:05
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