Best Chuckie Poems

There once was a hot gambler named Chuckie

    Who played lotto to make a fast buckie

        Much to his chagrin

            He never did win

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I reached level forty-one no probs, 
And won the game, but had sobs,
So that that just failing was fobs, 
If I determined not to join the slobs. 

So the next time I reached it, had bobs, 
Because it felt wrong to veer from your hobs,...

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I loved Chuckie Egg because it reminded me of life, 
With its principles which seem many when in strife, 
But which are few, like seven or eight, alive and well, 
Robust, vital and sensuous, and which you can sell. 

Chuckie only had eight unique levels,...

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Different lengths 
Different breadths. 

Surfing sometimes 
Hard at times. 

Pausing 
Dossing. 

Stretch
Etch....

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In time good will return, 
Predicted and rhythmical, 
So that you will go up, 
And be arithmetical,  
To prove there’s free rides,
Some astronomical, 
And that they’re for players, 
Who are relational....

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Golden is yourself, so Harry is golden, 
And there is no reason not to eat eggs, 
So the twelve eggs are also lain golden, 
On each level to signify there’s no begs. 

The ladders are pink to remind us that, 
Women can aspire by climbing...

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Gnarly Marly smelled like barley
Stinking up her old man’s Harley
He was a tough guy who did not mind
Secretly a marshmallow, always immensely kind

They rode their hog in all kinds of weather
Marly perched on the back like a cardinal feather
Her man Chuckie was a rare and...

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