Best Bathtub Poems

It seems like the only place I can get any peace from her is in the bathroom where I can lock the door sit in the tub and think. Maybe I'm not the most considerate of husbands but I don't care what she says I...

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Sitting happy in my bathtub
Sailing my boat 
Smoothly between and around my kneecaps
When she stepped in and capsized me...

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Mom could you please 
warm these waters up
Yo ho ho 
and a tub full of suds 

Pirates in the making 
on their personal high sea 
Don't dare pull the plug 
on this Caribbean dream

There's treasure they know 
in the depths down below 
They saw it...

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bathtub  so happy
the pregnant ladies swimming
their wombs bulging out







(C) rajat kanti chakrabarty
16 December 2014...

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I once rode a hurricane 
from Trinidad to Budapest.
Almost drowned five times
grabbing onto driftwood that floated by to stay alive.
Prayed and prayed for a ship to passby.
Finally landed in a place of many temples 
A monk had given me rest.
Nourished me spiritually  
set me on a peaceful path,
told...

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Bathtub of Trump

Bathtub of Trump's did have dirty scum;
Did not clean like someone who is dumb;
Was an old fart,
Having no heart;
Someday soon wish he would succumb.

Jim Horn

We have a Grand Strand in Myrtle Beach, SC
just south of us here in Bolivia, SC

My poetry performance is...

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It’s alright to fall, sometimes
It’s okay to be lonely
I tell myself this
Easing  into of bathtubs brewing with insecurity
Bubbles erasing traces of sin
Fortified between each strand of hair that he touched
It stains the skin,  Devotion
No matter how I scrub, the pigment of distrust will...

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I walk into the bathroom
And what do I see?
A pretty gray cat
Staring up at me.

He's sitting in the bathtub
Pretty as you please,
Waiting for someone
To come and meet his needs.

He wants a drink of water
From the faucet in the tub,
But there's no water flowing
At this feline...

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What newborn drinks a bathtub of milk each day?
Rhino?
No.
Elephant?
Huh-uh.
Dolphin?
No.
Camel?
Sorry.
Cow?

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If you guessed Blue Whale please take a bow...

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I resist the urge to write of what I allegedly know for I am unsure of where I gathered the information and therefor unsure of whether I know it or not.  As you can see this poses a strange conundrum as I may be...

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Soaking in hot tub 
bubbles disappear from sight 
left in birthday suit...

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Red baptism 
Crown, forehead, mouth, heart 
Were released 
Were redeemed 
I bathed in living water
White towel wore me...

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Filled my bathtub with broken shards
and rested for a while
and as i rose
and flesh and skin
was torn from bod
I don't believe in gods
Admire religion from a distance
Hope for something pure
but something
deep inside
is not there
and i can't
feel
the numb
The rules mean i could not put my full...

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green snake poked his head out of the bathtub drain
singing Christmas carols off key, singing a loud refrain
i saw a turtle when Cobra slithered down and away
bear stuck his paw through at the end of the day
i am in no hurry to take a warm...

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Start from you bathtub, 
Next, sweet creams to rub
But skin first towel, 
This handling quite well,
On one’s face powder 
For praises louder…

Then, your clothes put on 
Besides your slip-on, 
Fast, good belt fasten 
But you don’t this hasten 
And skip a sewn hold,
As though one...

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