X-Ray Glasses

(This is a fictional poem) I bought a pair of X-ray vision glasses. I could see women's breasts and asses. I was surprised to learn that the X-ray vision glasses really worked. A lady got even when she learned that I was acting like a jerk. She set fire to my X-ray vision glasses and I cussed and hollered. She destroyed my glasses that cost four hundred dollars. I was angry and I told her that she looked like a chimp. She attacked me and now I walk with a limp. I told her that she had big warts on her ugly face. She reached into her purse and pulled out a can of mace. After spraying me in the eyes, it took two hours for me to be able to see. Don't buy X-ray vision glasses or you may end up like me.