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X-Ray Glasses

(This is a fictional poem) I bought a pair of X-ray vision glasses. I could see women's breasts and asses. I was surprised to learn that the X-ray vision glasses really worked. A lady got even when she learned that I was acting like a jerk. She set fire to my X-ray vision glasses and I cussed and hollered. She destroyed my glasses that cost four hundred dollars. I was angry and I told her that she looked like a chimp. She attacked me and now I walk with a limp. I told her that she had big warts on her ugly face. She reached into her purse and pulled out a can of mace. After spraying me in the eyes, it took two hours for me to be able to see. Don't buy X-ray vision glasses or you may end up like me.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2006

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Date: 12/19/2015 7:02:00 PM
RANDY:) Congratulations on having your poem featured on the soups Home Page. I'm also sending an early Christmas Message with Hugs. May you have a blessed Christmas and a happy New Year.. Good luck in all you do, just in case I don't stop a second time before the 2015 ends ~SKAT LOVE~
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