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Wildebeest Love Sex

So wildebeest must have a lot of time on their hoofs If you've seen a herd, you'll know they've found the nook They surely enjoy sex Females always say yes Male asks “gnu”? And the task is undertook!

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Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 3/15/2018 10:03:00 AM

National Geographic Limmerick Edition, you've got someth'n there! Good morning dear, I missed you Jack! Lost our Internet for a week, we were so productive lol! Big squishy hugs <3

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/15/2018 10:16:00 AM

PHEW!!! So happy to have you back sweet friend! S.O. and I we're concerned! Big squishy hugs back... love, Happy Jack XOX

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/15/2018 9:33:00 AM

haha, you seem to have a fondness for animal sex in your limericks, I bet you'll come back as a lion or something , just think pick of the crop. Good morning Jack

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/15/2018 9:59:00 AM

YES!!! absolutely... born August 11th... a Leo!!! You must have guessed eh!!! LOL

Silent One

Date: 3/15/2018 7:18:00 AM

hahahaha... your crazy mind!

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/15/2018 7:57:00 AM

Hope so... the world needs crazy! The good crazy I mean!!!

Maria Williams

Date: 3/15/2018 6:21:00 AM

With all the females after you Jack,you must be like the wildebeest, no wonder you have time on your hands to write limericks. Ha Ha!...Maria xox

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/15/2018 6:35:00 AM

I know, I know... have to issue them numbers and hope they don't try to jump the line! I understand their enthusiasm though!!! Whatta stud... lovesies, Happy Jack xox