Turkey Day and All the Trimmings and Stuff

Come on in my family, and friends, let us all work together, as the preparation begins. Grab that turkey, and warsh him real good, better make sure we have plenty of wood. Fire up the stove, and get it real hot, sure hope paw got out all the buckshot. Cut up them onions, and chop them real fine, make sure you don't cut your fingers this time. Grab you a chere, and sit down right here, grandma is busy icing down all the beer. Uncle Pete is piled up, watching the game, he is hollering for snacks, the only reason he came. Pick that dishrag up off the floor, this is the last one, we don't have nary more. Set the table with paper plates, and cups, maybe this year, we just might have enuff. Save all them cans, and put them in this box, we sure wish grandpa could be here with us, but he is still in detox. After we eat, and our bellies are full, the guys will jack the cars up, and get under the hood. From our house to yours we wish you the best, Happy Thanksgiving from us all, now it is time to rest.