Tom's Semi-Annual Clearance Event!!!
Come One!!! Come Alll!!!!
See the unbeievable!!!
It's Tom's Semi-Annual Clearance Event!!!!
No, I'm not selling cars...
I'm not selling furniture....
I'm tossing all the junk I usually just look at and sigh!!!
Garbage, all sorts Of dreck-a-brick!!!
Hurry, best seats go first!!!!
Call Ticketron for Imfo.....(800) tom-bullst!!
First 500 callers get a promotional visit from our beloved Billy Mays!!!!!
So Act Now!!!!
Don't be left out!!!
Promotional surgical masks provided by Deluxe Vacs...
Remember, "If it's a Deluxe, It Really Sucks!!"
Co-writer, cousin "Duke", (Peter Pitrelli)...responsible for the kick-line, oopppsss,
I meant punch-lime....(Duh.!!.. , dis iz watt haponds wehn uoy takie Karat-ee two
long.....)
Copyright © Tom Bell | Year Posted 2007
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