Tina Turner In Wonderland

Tina lost her footing and fell and fell and fell and fell. Where was she falling? Was this the beginning of hell? What the heck? She blinked hard. Where was she? A sign on a large table that was high up said eat me. I’ll eat you! Tina said, when hell freezes over. She marched to the door, wearing her pumps she called rover. The door was locked, so she began doing her dance. Rolling on the River, it always made her ex’s heart prance. She got louder and prouder and the door exploded and melted. She could have not been sexier if she had been kilt-ed. Do proud Mary next! The Mad Hatter shrieked from the door. Cheshire Cat and Tweedly Dee and Dum were there, by the floor. Tina began to spin. Her short skirt showed off her sexy legs. Okay she said, but after I do you will fix me some cheese eggs? The whole menagerie was watching, and cheering, as Tina let loose. The Mad Hatter ran over and gave her a pinchy-goose. This stopped production and some of them gasped. But Tina had seen worse, so she gave him a clasp. She’s such a good sport; the best Wonderland had ever seen. Off with her head! Yelled the Queen of Hearts, full of mean. They hid her in a clamshell and served her breakfast too. Tried to keep Tina Turner forever, just between me and you. But she is a survivor. She always escapes a bad scene. And she did it as a lady, showing not one ounce of mean.