The Sex Life of An Armadillo
Here it is... gonna pour it all out
no holding back, better sit yourself down
be prepared, this is going to be so juicy
you'll be squirming and perspiring
and breathing heavily from all your outlets
okay, must pause for a bit
to wipe off my keyboard and my wee mousie
sorry... there... now, where was I?
Oh yes, I was starting to tell youse all
about the sex life of an armadillo
you see... no that wasn't it!!!
was going to tell you all about the
mysteries of life that I've discovered
in my many long years as a passionate
and a long time stud... uh student of nature
forgive me I get carried away at times
with my own countenance
had to destroy all the mirrors in the house!
was about to tell you about the *****(censored)
silly me eh... well going to feed my armadillo!
Now did you enjoy that?
Bet you're squirming!!!
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2018
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