The Scottis Generale

The Scottis Generale, Nicholas McJockstrap Waes undefaited fu a decaid Due to the nikkirless trap But on thys partikul day… Thei stud on the highelands Withe thir kyltes flyring highe Ase thir baggpypis pleyed “Thes wyll gyve yu a stye in yur ey” Thir ennemy, takin abak By the sicht thei sawe Thene advaunced wyth a skreyme Saing “shou eus soum moary” The Scottis secreet weapun Ded nott wark It juist creatted a frynze Drave the ennemy berrserk The ennemy, sailors Adaptared thei sexeul palatiat As thei strypped ofe thei cloath Ty revele frokes fram a swanne laik ballatt Thei foloued thei Captain Byg Baud Benn Skreyming “Kille ale the women” “Ande raap ale the meyn” *************************** Translation The Scottish General Nicholas McJockstrap Was undefeated for a decade Due to his nickerless trap But on this particular day… They stood on the highlands With their kilts flying high As their bagpipes played “This will give you a sty in your eye” Their enemy, taken aback By the sight they saw Then advanced with a scream Saying “Show us some more” The Scottish secret weapon Did not work It just created a frenzy Drove the enemy berserk The enemy sailors Learned to adapt their sexual palates As they stripped off their clothes To reveal frocks from a swan lake ballet They followed their Captain Big Bad Ben Screaming “Kill all the women” “And rape all the men.”