The Opposite Sex

It's weird to think to be the opposite sex take it from one who knows best... being a boy is much more fun and wild, but being a girl will destroy my manhood! No chasing after gorgeous girls with beautiful hair; no asking for dates and kiss by candlelight, no showing off those muscles of might... becoming fragile and feminine: a real nightmare! Some boys dress up as girls wearing wigs and earrings; I couldn't see myself and slowly walk on high heels, I'll break my nose and look like a bleeding hooker... so sorry for having tried that and excited an onlooker! All I will say, " A guy can never be a gal, and a gal never a guy. " Have that sex change, get rid of your body hair ... and you still be despised and given the evil eye! This is my motto, " Born a man, always a man: straight or bear! "