Sex In An Elevator
This is just an experiment
To see if it will work
Post a title with “Sex” in it;
I know; I’m such a jerk.
My poetry gets so few views,
I thought I’d try this trick;
See if the view count goes sky high
Because I put the word “sex” in it.
Sorry to disappoint
But no nudity in here.
Thanks for stopping in, however,
Your motivation is obviously clear.
See if my view count is abnormally high
Compared to other poems I post;
I’m thinking due to my deviousness
This one will have the most.
So if you want your views to soar
You can do what most others do;
Post comments on the other’s poems
To increase your poetry’s views.
But if you are a punk like me
And try the system to circumvent;
Use a title that’s provocative
And upward your views are sent.
Copyright © Joe Flach | Year Posted 2011
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