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Sex In An Elevator

This is just an experiment To see if it will work Post a title with “Sex” in it; I know; I’m such a jerk. My poetry gets so few views, I thought I’d try this trick; See if the view count goes sky high Because I put the word “sex” in it. Sorry to disappoint But no nudity in here. Thanks for stopping in, however, Your motivation is obviously clear. See if my view count is abnormally high Compared to other poems I post; I’m thinking due to my deviousness This one will have the most. So if you want your views to soar You can do what most others do; Post comments on the other’s poems To increase your poetry’s views. But if you are a punk like me And try the system to circumvent; Use a title that’s provocative And upward your views are sent.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 1/8/2011 7:04:00 AM
Very comical dear poet ! OK, this is comment #5, I'll be checking back to see how true this be ! *smiles* LOL much love, james
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Date: 1/7/2011 10:05:00 PM
Hahahahaha, what a way! funny man indeed. wishing you a year of many views then, best ones i hope :D
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Date: 1/7/2011 7:00:00 PM
Well Joe this is absolutely the right trick!Enjoyed your poem very much!
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Date: 1/7/2011 1:54:00 PM
Extremely clever...I like it :) ~Chris
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Date: 1/7/2011 10:25:00 AM
okay, i got your bait!! still, this is a well-rendered, witty piece, joe... i'm a punk, lol! right on! :) nette
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