Play Dead Are You Crazy

The grizzly bear came at me, snorting and screeching.
Until this second, I did not know that they screeched.
I knew to run was not the way. I had been warned.
They love to chase their prey before they eat it.

Play dead! A voice in my head said. 
What? Are you crazy? I looked at the trees.
None of them had low branches, so I picked up an umbrella.
It was the only long thing I had at this stupid campfire.

I did not have time to unthread a tent pole did I?
The grizzly was as angry as any beast I had ever seen.
Her mouth was full of teeth, and her paws were bigger than my head.
I knew I was going to be a goner if I enraged her even more.

So I handed her the umbrella. She was shocked. 
You could see confusion in her eyes. She smacked me over and over.
Killing me in a thorough way, because I died of a heart attack.
My soul watched her devour my carcass from the safety of the tree line.
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Wolf Avatar
November 25, 2020 at 8:06 PM
Before the unhappy ending, I was reminded of the hippies who used to give the police guns from which sprouted flowers... Next time! :) gw
Krutsinger Avatar
November 26, 2020 at 4:38 PM
Thank you for stopping by Gershon.
Rodrigues Avatar
November 25, 2020 at 8:02 PM
Wow, Caren! Great attack on this poem ;) Always wondered if it would be good to play dead, even if you had the courage to do so. Playing dead at the tree line...what wait the carcass... A fave!
Krutsinger Avatar
November 26, 2020 at 4:39 PM
Hahahahaha. I am thrilled that you noticed that imperative detail.
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