Mathematical Equality of Sex

MATHEMATICAL EQUALITY OF SEX In a scholarly rag the other day absurdity came blazing in my way-- drivel, i knew but tripped my mind (like a shoe stumbled over, left behind) "Lovers Lie"--a fact kids know-- but now deemed science--books say so-- the fact amused me--made me pause was why it mattered--what's the cause? when asked about love acts and mates (tho chastity's unhinged it gates) both males and females fib--it's said (tho now--who keeps the score in bed?) males multiply for grander fame while females play division's game.... which proves--with textbook certainty-- we've reached--in Math--equality! V. Anderson-Throop 2013

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Jack Horne

Date: 11/10/2013 2:19:00 PM

lol, love this witty write, Vic. Hope you are settling in well x

Victoria Anderson-Throop
Date: 12/3/2013 2:22:00 PM

this proves we do have the same sense of humorthanks Jack.....I am almost moved...then we will rock! V

Trevor Mcleod

Date: 9/16/2013 7:41:00 PM

Victoria; if you can put a rhythm to a poem like this you've done it. LOL Well done!

Victoria Anderson-Throop
Date: 9/17/2013 2:21:00 PM

thanks for your comment...i must admit that i felt rather ridiculous to spend such time on a crazy topic....but, it struck me that if a writer can spend time writing about it, i certainly can spend time commenting....and it struck me funny at how ridiculous we ALL are when it comes to keeping score with sex! thanks for taking the time to comment! v

Jon A Cavanaugh

Date: 9/16/2013 7:01:00 PM

I love this poem. Masterfully written. Great work!

Victoria Anderson-Throop
Date: 9/17/2013 2:22:00 PM

Jon, good to hear from you--as always...and hope it brought a smile to you, as well--witty fellow that you are! V

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 9/16/2013 4:05:00 PM

Victoria what a clever write fantastic Shadow x smiles

Victoria Anderson-Throop
Date: 9/17/2013 2:23:00 PM

thanks Shadow for the comment....i find sexual score keeping to be a ridiculous habit--and have never written ab out it--now that i have, I may write again sometime..this time I just couldn't restrain myself from the absurdity of it all....thanks for the comment! V