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Horn Church Haiku On Sunday

Sunday Horn Haiku
Written on morning
of January 19, 2020
at St. James Episcopal
Church, Shallotte, NC

With God and His hand
We began to understand
Why minds will expand

We remember monk 
Who always would have much *****
Slept in bottom bunk

God miracle made
His hand on us He had laid
Never were afraid

We will need a perk
When we have started to work
Energy does lurk

We did determine
Had been a great sermon
Much sin and vermon

To God we do pray
Please with us forever stay
While in yard will play


To market and to market
Had been Trump who was big pig
More trouble causing

Had been a big sow
Women to win will not allow
Must get by somehow

On a peel he slipped
We had known that he was whipped
so out had Trump shipped

Found out what was fair
Knowing we should always share
had a sin to spare  

know what I suppose
If I did have a long nose
Could I still say prose

You could be coerced
have to ride around in 
For Trump had a thirst

A resurrection
Found after further inspection
Did change direction

had clothes in hamper
dirty so me did pamper
Away did scamper

God us He will feed
Crazy Christians we do need
Should see sins stampede

A insurection
Does need a ressurection
Crazy Christian connection

After being fed
And all of my prayers said
Went to sleep in bed

A theatrical 
About a sebatical
of a radical

Moscow Mitch a turtle
Sought woman who was feral
Married maiden Myrtle

Was edifying
Knowing that Trump was dying
Lld off were prying

Was reminiscent
And could be concupiscent
We had to relent

God hard to resist
Insist nearest and dearest
Also sincerest

Jim Horn

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Date: 2/18/2020 8:50:00 AM
Incredible.
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Date: 2/18/2020 8:51:00 AM
Looks spelled right to me.

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