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Jimmy went to Spain back in 84 With some of his school pupils It was a week and cost 149 A couple of teachers went along To keep any eye on the kids Who were only 12 and underage! Not allowed into the local discos The age limit was 14 and above So we went to the bars and drank Jimmy never had lager till then And was pissed on 3 halves! Black coffee sobered him up One of the other pupils drank A bottle of Cinzano and shoved The bottle up his own **** hole! Jimmy had a fight with one lad It was a rival in the year below They never were mates The year above were knobs too And Jimmy hated them as well He palled up with 2 of his mates They drank ate and had a laugh There was a local castle But it was out of season and closed One of the other lads climbed up And took some pix for Jimmy They also went to the beach It was nudist and guess what! Jimmy got a hard on and it showed It left a mark in the sand He ran off but left his towel Twice the embarrassment! That mad holiday in 1984 He learnt to drink and fight Money well spent