Golfing Diva

Crookhill ladies take the tee On their very first “girly” golfing spree To High Street stores they wave goodbye Preferring sun-baked Spanish skies , Aperitifs in long, cool glasses Served by waiters with tiny asses No tears were shed, all eyes were dry As they boarded EASY JET 109 On route for the infamous, Alicante Where golfing convention rules out “hankey-pankey” Aperitifs in long, cool glasses Served by waiters with black silky ‘tashes Pretty conservative as you’d expect These would be, competition golfettes All that is, except for Sheila A real little animated golfing diva She’ll sip the aperitifs in long cool glasses More likely to kick than kiss their assets All thoughts of home are driven away Anticipating the games they’d play Of practice, putts and competition With dreams of victory a firm conviction They sip the aperitifs in long cool glasses While thoughts may turn to the young Señors' assets Balmy nights they came and went Their passion for golf now almost spent Except for our Sheila - golfing diva Lifting the trophy, a mega achievement Sips champagne till way past dawn Her entourage, she can’t recall Coincidence?, I really can’t say But those Spanish Señors look content today