Four Letter Words- Love Sick

It was very sticky Myron had to use his dicky Wiping his face Needing to build his case He used a four letter word In front of a girl She started to cry Knowing she was got caught in a lie Starting to cry Said goodbye Home she ran To her Mommy Fran Fran picked up the phone And with an angry tone Told Myron’s Mother Joan Well Joan was livid That her little Myron did it Used a four letter word In front of a girl No one was there When Myron peered down the stairs Feeling very scared He didn’t go down, not even dared “Myron did you use a four letter word? In front of a girl?!?!” Myron thought he was going to hurl “Yes I did Mom I let loose an F Bomb” Myron said being very calm “I wanted to be on her best friend list And I used the F Bomb when I was dissed She had another guy named Brad So I was mad Just like Dad When you threw him out then called a cab Remember you used an F Bomb Mom” Turning into a red lobster Looking to kill like a mobster “Myron I do not like your tone Go to bed all alone!!” Hours passed And Myron had an urge to release more than gas “Mom I want you to know I really have to go A four letter F Bomb is coming Not a solid but running” When Myron was in the can His Mommy came to understand With pink stuff in a bottle And TLC on the throttle “You were not in the bathroom sitting bricks You were feeling sick” He looked into his mother’s eyes Honest no lies “She liked someone else other than me She was such a tease Does everything as she please” Joan being a good mother gave him a hug Took away the troubling love and bug “You want some warm bake cookies?” “Sure Mom but first let me call my bookie” In the end And time to defend Just say when Pushing the F Bomb button that says send