Crunch

I hopped into the hospital, I’ve broke my toe, I said The doctor said, that’s three times now, you must be off your head I tell him it’s because I’m sporting and I love the sea I play my sport along the shore… but this he said to me… Ball games on a sandy beach are always kinda neat With sand between your toes because you’re playing in bare feet But if the ball should come your way and you decide to kick it The white balls are for football, but those red ones are for cricket