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On a lovely Sunday morning now that winters turned to spring, I sit at my kitchen table listening to the blackbirds sing. Warmth filters through my window from the rays of morning sun, so while I drink my ‘cuppa’ I think of jobs that must be done. The lawn is looking straggly from uneven winter growth; my spoutings’ filled with leaves from a sheoak that I loathe. Chickweed swamps the garden where the annuals ought to grow, and the roses all need pruning, and should have been weeks ago. Now I’ve finished breakfast I must give myself a shunt, and gather tools and mower for the cleanup out the front. But the thought of wasting Sunday pulling weeds and mowing lawn, tends to make me pretty grumpy on this pleasant Sunday morn. And when a prickle from the roses penetrated in my thumb, I cursed and swore a barrage that is blasphemy to some, especially for the little girl who is walking past my gate, and knowing that she heard me there’s a need to compensate. I asked her what she’s doing and she turned to me and said, She’s walking home from Sunday school with her Bible that she read. And right now she’s reading where, Jonah’s swallowed by a whale, then God stepped in and saved him - allowing Jonah to prevail. I laughed and said, “I think the Bible is telling you a tale. How could a man keep living in the belly of a whale?” “Well, when I’m in heaven I’ll ask Jonah” the little girl replied, so I continued with my questioning, and this time I implied … With a s and strong arrogance, I tried to catch her out. “What if Jonah isn’t up in heaven?” Are seeds I sowed of doubt. The little girl stared back at me, and in a voice that’s soft but grim, “If Jonah isn’t up in heaven, it will be you who’s asking him”.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 11/26/2018 10:58:00 AM
Have me chuckling with this one. A smart little girl I must say. Hope you both are in good health. love phyl
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 12/2/2018 6:44:00 PM
Hello Phyllis … yes, we're fine, and trust you and Al are fighting fit too. Sometimes kids are too honest - thanks Phyllis
Date: 11/18/2018 7:59:00 AM
I am really laughing now. Very cute. The Sunday crowd will not be deterred ever in their beliefs. I can also empathize with the feeling we have about the burdens of property. Yes, it's extremely hard to get motivated to do all that yard work. Fortunately, I'm done until the spring in the wackier hemisphere.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2018 7:40:00 PM
G'day Duke … don't worry Mate, it's getting wackier all the time down south, now the air and water have been taxed. I wonder what's next - a tax on toilet visits - thanks Duke - Lindsay
Date: 11/16/2018 3:36:00 PM
Well done, Lindsay! Really funny ending. Beware the wrath of little girls!!!.........80)
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2018 7:37:00 PM
G'day Pat … you're right Pat. Kids don't hold back and they're experts at embarrassing adults - thanks Pat - Lindsay
Date: 11/16/2018 11:59:00 AM
Ditto Jan's comment! Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2018 7:35:00 PM
G'day Rico … I share the same comment with you that I wrote for Jan - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Date: 11/16/2018 8:25:00 AM
Absolutely priceless humour lindsay you are a fabulous storyteller and your punch lines sure pack a punch:-) hugs Jan xx
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2018 7:33:00 PM
I'm like you Jan - I like to see humour in most everything and it's great to share it in a story - thank you Jan - Lindsay
Date: 11/15/2018 9:49:00 PM
Brilliant Lindsay,I can feel the heat lol. You have a great talent for the perfect ending. Tom.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/20/2018 7:07:00 PM
Thank you for reading and commenting Tom. You are always positive with your comments - Lindsay

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