Banning Black

A middle school in Texas Banned its kids from wearing black, Claiming mental health’s affected By the clothes upon one’s back. In the ruling, “criminality” Was also being named, In addition to depression, With black clothing being blamed. Are the powers-that-be suggesting That, by switching one’s attire, An amazing shift to happiness In pupils would transpire? Every shrink should thus be fired For, once black becomes taboo, All the students will wear rainbows And just smiles will be on view.