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I was sitting outside in the garden, and stroking me cat on the back, when I must have brushed on a flower, which angered a wild bee to attack. Accidentally I made the mistake; a mistake that brought me to my knees, and now I have been diagnosed, that I am quite allergic to bees. Well it’s not just the presence of bees, or a problem with bees on the wing, but it’s usually a flower or hive, that induces the insect to sting. I have been stung wearing no shoes, inadvertently touching a hive, had black eyes and swelling and eczema, but been lucky enough to survive. So the doc says I must be allergic, for apitoxin has built up in me, now he’s sent me for allergen tests, to stave off ‘bee inflammatory.’ While sitting in the waiting room, a Mother and daughter walked in, so we started to make conversation, on allergens which affect us within. The daughter she held up her hand, displaying a band on her wrist. It’s a band for medicinal alert, for her allergy’s that do persist. She’s allergic to peanuts and eggs, wheat, seafood and cottage cheese. Now they are worried ‘bout chocolate, but nothing was said about bees. I asked her if cats are a problem, but her answer was downbeat and flat. She lifted her eyebrows and shrugged, ‘I don’t know, for I never eat cat.’

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Date: 8/21/2019 2:17:00 AM
Great punchline. My husband also reacts badly to bee stings, and recently is becoming intolerant to dairy and wheat, such a bore for the sufferer.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/24/2019 7:26:00 PM
G'day Elizabeth … I'm not sure if I'm allergic to bee stings, but each time a bee stings me now, the reaction is much worse. Allergies and Intolerance appear to be much worse in these times, especially with children - thank you Elizabeth - Lindsay
Date: 8/6/2019 10:41:00 AM
You are a riot, Lindsay! Always enjoy your writes and especially the witty endings. Many thanks for your kind comment re the prairie farmer verse. Things could've been "verse" for the old farmer but thankfully all worked out well. Carry on, Mate. bov
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/7/2019 1:53:00 AM
Thank you once again for your kind comment Bob. Farmers have to be so resilient don't you reckon. Without them, we might be dining on cat - catch you soon Bob - Lindsay
Date: 8/2/2019 1:27:00 PM
Maybe she was just visiting earth! A great punchline Lindsay! Loved this poem, watch those bees, was stung by a wasp whilst on holiday once but thankfully I travel with first aid kit, and always have allergy tablets in case of spider bites, never thought of a wasp Hugs, Jennifer.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/7/2019 1:51:00 AM
Like where you are Jennifer, we have a multitude of insects that either bite or sting, and some have even caused death through an unknown allergen. Bees are my biggest worry that I know of - catch you soon Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 8/1/2019 5:15:00 PM
I enjoyed reading your poem, Lindsay! Was not expecting that humorous ending. Well done! Love, Kim
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/7/2019 1:47:00 AM
Hello there Kim … thank you for reading and commenting. I'm pleased you enjoyed my attempt at humour - Lindsay
Date: 8/1/2019 6:13:00 AM
Great write! Sadly my 15 year old cousin died from a peanut allergy leaving her family devastated (her brother never married) I love the final line....so funny!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/7/2019 1:45:00 AM
G'day Kim … allergies can be very very dangerous as you displayed. You can almost picture the little girl's innocent response - thank you Kim - Lindsay
Date: 8/1/2019 1:17:00 AM
I thought I was seeing your serious side until I got to the last verse.Absolutely brilliant Lindsay. Tom
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/7/2019 1:42:00 AM
G'day Tom … I was being serious. It was the little girl who put the humour into this verse - thanks Mate - Lindsay
Date: 7/31/2019 6:30:00 PM
Ive heard it tastes like chicken! :0
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/7/2019 1:35:00 AM
G'day Timothy … Maybe, but if I see a dressed chicken with four legs I'll be going vegetarian for that meal - thanks Mate - Lindsay
Date: 7/31/2019 6:25:00 PM
allergies can be fatal so I really applaud you for writing on such a serious subject tackled with a huge dollop of humour Lindsay!:-) hugs jan xx
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/7/2019 1:33:00 AM
My very word Jan; allergies can be very dangerous. Each time I am stung by a bee, the reaction is getting worse now. I really have had a number of black eyes from bees stinging me too - thank you Jan - Lindsay

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