A Rabbit Wasn'T Included

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit was not included. The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I concluded. All that I was served was some cheese on toast. I soon learned that the chef wasn't a nice host. I wanted a rabbit and that was what I demanded. He threw me out the door because he said I needed to be reprimanded. I was upset at that chef so I decided to enter his restaurant again. When he was through, I thought they'd have to call my next of kin. He burned my butt with his stove and hit my head with a frying pan. I soon learned that when that chef gets riled, he's a dangerous man. If you order Welsh Rabbit at his restaurant and ask for a rabbit, he will say no. And for your own safety you should leave his restaurant peacefully, just let it go.