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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Cow chips and a bottle of piss, perfect snack for your unclean lips Hitting the fan is a stale sewer smell The six-by-twelve room you’re living in is a cancer cell flush next to a toxic landfill All of your friends are burp babies, bigoted bums like you Empty box heads full of odd dumpster tools They come to your putrid place, where everybody knows their rotten name They squat down next to your face, drunkenly foaming out their shame And the vomit dip is getting latrine low, while louder is getting the salty pretzel bellows Rowdy cursing cheers, foul looking leers ... The kinda place where any self-respecting woman don’t wanna be near So pass around another profane cup of fermented piss, refill the potty mouth bowl with some more cow chips A room reeking of sour yellow teeth and smacking brown lips Here’s jeers to you and your pagan pals: always leaving the lid up, never closing the door Neanderthal nimrods who don’t love to spray, cavemen walking barefoot on the chip crumbs filthy floor Here’s jeers to you, Gonzo, draped in dung gear gutter-stained gray You and your fly down Mesozoic slugs have yourselves a maggot day
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