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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Christmas Eve I heard a knock. Pretty close to twelve O'clock. I asked, "Who's there!?" "Me Santa, can you help me, I'm in my underwear?" I opened the door and the smell of Rum was in the air. There stood Santa drunk and wobbly, in his underwear! I asked him, " Have you lost your mind, do you know what time it is?" He said, I'm sorry Sir It all started like this." "Those kids were pulling on my beard." "One was too old to be there, he threatened me if I didn't bring him beer!" "The line kept getting longer, and their mothers were getting mad! "A riot almost started, and I was depressed and sad." "Finally one more child to listen to!" "I couldn't wait till we were through!" He said, "Santa I waited for so long." "I have to go on your lap, I can't hold on!" " I just have one wish, and that is to take a piss!" "Before I knew it, he pissed, and I granted him his wish." " I couldn't wait I ran right to my car, and headed to the nearest bar!" "Yeah sure I had a few drinks!" "Those darn kids drove me to the Brink!" "I took my pants off after three drinks. "They were wet and started to stink!" "They threw me out of the bar in my underwear. "And in my wet Santa pants I left my car keys, there!" "So that's why I'm knocking on your door." I looked at Santa and I said "Say no More." Michael Tor Tammy Reams Who Is Knocking At My Door? Contest
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