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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Parody of The Gas Man Cometh by Flanders and Swann It was on a Monday morning the boiler man came to call Said he’d return with spare parts - but I’d have to wait till fall It was on a Tuesday morning the tax man came to call I told him he could sling his hook - for I'd nothing left at all It was on a Wednesday morning the banker came to call I told him to get on his bike or he was heading for a fall It was on a Thursday morning the psychiatrist came to call I welcomed him into the lounge and left him staring at the wall It was on a Friday morning the doctor came to call He said there was no hope for me - the writing’s on the wall It was on a Saturday morning the undertaker came to call He took away my dead body – it’s of no use to me at all It was on a Sunday morning the relatives finally came to call To see what I’d left them in my will – I’d left them b***er all! 14th March 2015 The poem is based on the Flanders and Swann song ‘the Gas Man cometh’ This is the link in case you are interested in seeing the original https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB8QyCkwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzyeMFSzPgGc&ei=_bMEVbLdOJLWapXSgZAK&usg=AFQjCNGdCkkRzF_J0uZ0gJyqE64BZHYS1w&sig2=sp627Tl2_zW3tc16E4_tvg&bvm=bv.88198703,d.d24
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