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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Don’t cook it, don’t prick it, just swallow it whole Make sure you don’t chew it, there’s more in the bowl So here, have another, go on get it down Think of the money, get rid of the frown Consider it vegan, go on just eat This nice latex sausage is herbal not meat And when they’re all gone you can take to the air Take the right path, nought to declare And then when you’re landed, just visit the loo And settle yourself into cubicle two Position the net just as snug as you can Let no latex sausage escape down the pan And after you’ve passed them and washed them, your done Slip them next door into cubicle one Locate the cistern, look under the lid And retrieve our thanks for the work that you did Don’t leave until outside the door becomes hushed And if there’s a copper, try not to look flushed But if cops barge in while you’re sat on the loo Be sure that we’ll tell them we've not heard of you Be careful my friend with the knowledge you give Remember, we know where your wife and kids live You won’t get to jail, not if we find you first For then you will wish that a sausage had burst
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