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The Sex Toy

Roger was an humble man, 
who dreamed of being a stud; 
for when it came to pleasure, 
poor Roger was a dud! 

He created a little tool, 
powered by electricity; 
guaranteed for pleasure, 
a boost to virility 

A simple strap around his waist, 
electrodes taped to his rear; 
a remote control for comfort, 
to the one he loved so dear 

Late one Saturday evening, 
his girl was dressed in red; 
after a scrumptious dinner, 
they hurried off to bed! 

Roger was lean and ready, 
he strapped on his device, 
when the passion heated up,
she was reaching paradise! 

That's when he pushed the button, 
increasing his sexual speed; 
"I'm the man!!"...he boldly cried, 
a mistake he made indeed 

His ego began to trip, 
with a goal to last an hour;
Behold, the sex machine!!      
he was now a super power!

Sparks began to fill the room, 
followed by a burst of flame; 
the sheets began to crackle, 
Roger was all to blame! 

Volts passed through their bodies, 
their hair stood up on ends; 
what started out as pleasure, 
was painful for our friends! 

A hole burned through the mattress, 
as they crashed onto the floor; 
she grabbed him by his hairy ear, 
and tossed him out the door! 

Standing naked in her view, 
his butt severely scorched; 
he begged his girl for mercy, 
as he wept out on the porch! 

To all you "stud creatures", 
stupidity's often bred; 
machismo's for the dreamer, 
and so is an empty bed!


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  1. Date: 7/19/2013 11:57:00 PM
    LOL....oh so true.....Shaz

  1. Date: 1/15/2013 3:39:00 PM
    Nothing beats a DuraCell!!! Hilarious.

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 1/17/2013 5:42:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Or perhaps the 'Energizer Bunny?' LOL!!
  1. Date: 7/1/2011 2:26:00 PM
    I love it - Mike