The Moby Dick Reunion

The Moby Dick Reunion One hundred fifty nine years have passed Since Melville published his novel. Seven hundred twenty pages in length Some say it was much too nautical. All of the characters have gathered. They’re going to have a reunion. Rumor has it, they say, that Herman himself Is making a huge revelation. Ishmael is the first to arrive, And it’s he who was telling the story. That’s only right, in the book he survived, He deserves to get all the glory. Fedallah and Moby were next in line, Just in from the Dr. Phil Show. Their friendship had grown a lot lately. The harpooner was psychic you know! When he and Phil studied the big fishes mind, They found out his reason for anger. The fact that he was albino Had burned in his mind like a canker. Ahab, it seems, was equally mean, And caused a lot of his stress. He’d cornered the whale with harpoon boats, And offered no way for egress. Moby’s life has been changed forever. He’s hitched to a really cute killer. She’s working part time at Sea World, Seems they needed a sub for their “killer”. The pub where they met was named Starbucks, In honor of the owner. The first mate was rich as a pirate. He could even afford to buy toner. Then through the door entered Ahab, With a prosthesis and brand new pipe. He finally learned to be happy, And enjoyed a simpler life. With him was Herman Melville, A screenplay under his arm. One thousand pages he’d written, About whalers who lived on a farm? The crew didn’t give their attention. By now, they were tanked up on rum. He said he was going to Hollywood, And if they were smart they would come. But Ahab and Moby were sobbing. Tears falling into their mugs. After all of their trials they found friendship In the bottom of a jug. Herman begged them to go make the movie. But, their lives were happier now. They all had families to care for, And no urge for taking a bow. It seems that while Melville was groveling, Pip and Ishmael had stolen the play. They put it in Queequey’s coffin, And watched it float slowly away. That was the end of the reunion. They all went home that night, Happy with the realization, That their lives were all just right!