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Men In Panties

Ladies run for life 
see there's an 
outbreak like the 
flick, instead of 
coughs and 
monkeys there's 
outrageous 
flakyness,

that's brewed in 
towns amidst and 
all around so take a 
sip, some men just 
swear they're hard 
forever actin str8 
like chicks.

I'm sure you know 
this type of dude, 
they're never down 
with me, the type 
that hit the 
bathroom and they 
go sit down and pee,

their street cred's 
all they have at 
least that's how it 
sounds to me, until 
I look around and 
see the blatant 
clownery.

There're children 
raising children, 
where is Daddy? 
They don't know, 
these men go 
makin plans the 
kids'll wait but they 
don't show,

but then will take 
his woman's kids to 
eat and to a show, I 
call these Mickey D 
type fellas 
fatherhood to go.

You also have the 
kind of men who're 
quick to pitch a fit, 
they'll sip a fifth of 
Cris and use their 
fists to hit on 
chicks,

for what they may 
insist to be 
unzipping of the 
lips, or other hints 
of sickness men in 
panties, get a grip.

They have the 
pregnant wife and 
plus the girlfriend on 
the way, to hurry up 
and have those 
babies, fetus ondele,

but cuddled next to 
wifey is just where 
they're gonna stay, 
they better hope 
that God feels 
merciful; they 
oughta pray.

They zip the finest 
whips around the 
town like rabbits 
race, all kitted down 
but living up in 
mama's attic space,

they call 
themselves some 
men and yet they 
have to scanvenge 
dates, by sneaking 
past their 
mommies' pets, I 
see the cat's awake.

Won't knock ya 
hustle men in 
panties, go on do 
the do, the truth I 
know is way too 
much to ask of 
fools like you,

a sad and sorry 
loser yet you're 
steady talkin 
smack, you're just 
not worth the time 
so go ahead, talk to 
my back.

My ladies hold ya 
head, continue 
pushin up with 
ease, and please 
don't let the acts 
of men in panties 
such as these,

deter you from 
attempting to 
acquire just what's 
best, there're good 
men out there if 
you're looking, still 
some of us left.

So hurry up and 
douche those guys 
because they're 
rotten stink, it be 
that way 
sometimes cause if 
you really stop and 
think,

there's nothing 
worse than men in 
panties, call it more 
than right, so once 
you clean em out 
my ladies please, 
just run for life.

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